Alright, there is no evidence of this, but if those greedy guys in Wall Street are half as smart as they believe themselves to be, then they would take credit for this. This week it was reported that up to thirty employees of the Securities Exchange commission (SEC) were spending a good deal of time at work surfing the web for porn. One SEC attorney, was giving the tax-payers their money’s worth by spending about eight hours per day at work looking at naughty stuff.

I imagine the Wall Street bankers spamming the SEC guys with all kinds of lurid emails pretending to be from lonely hot women who confess to get hot by a guy that understands a balance sheet. The SEC boys did not stand a chance against the sophisticated, well researched, mind numbing, sexually paralyzing assault that came at them. Addicted and  rendered useless to fight Wall Street’s abuses, the SEC boys stopped doing their jobs as Wall Street prepared to bring down the world’s economy while not even slowing down to give themselves bonuses for the fine job they did.  

Perhaps, we need Tiger Woods to go and tell the SEC boys how destructive sex addiction can be to one’s career and those that depend on you?